Freeserve.
Итак!
Заключен уж контракт.
Компания «Фрисёрве» прочна.
Прислали диск,
Пакет бумаг.
Инструкций кучка непорочных.
Всё, изучив,
Воткнулся в net.
Не сразу.
Пару дней угрохал.
Крючочки. Кнопочки. Окей.
Приехал мастер,
Покумекал.
До изучив, врубился
В сеть.
По монитору пляска сайтов.
Как интересно.
Сутки прочь.
Сверкает солнышко.
Поспать бы.
Очнулся,
Глянул на экран.
Ну что же,
Нет там интернета.
И так. И сяк. И так. И сяк.
В сети инета, где ты?
Netto?
Снимаю телефон.
Молчит.
Это серьёзно. Дяди. Тёти.
Пошёл на почту.
Позвонил.
— Вы нам должны. Сто десять, точно…!
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Your account and bill number LW 5887 6572 LOO4JVE
MR ANATOLY CHLIAKOV
32 OSMOND CLOSE
HARROW
HA2 OQF 63712
BT/1?
Date
1 December 2003
If you have a query please see reverse for our contact details.
BT Together Option 1
BUI for 020 8422 3478
Total now due
£ 110.28 BT Together Option 1
Please make sure we receive the total now due by 8 December 2003
This bill is for calls made between 20 November 2003 and 30 November 2003 f and is sent to you because you have exceeded your agreed level for call charges before discount of £50.00
BT is a member of Otelo, the Telecommunications Ombudsman. Tel: 0845 0501614 (local rate), www.otelo.org.ulq
— the 6p hour plan
Your benefits include:
• UK calls 6p for up to an hour per call
at Evenings and Weekends
(lp per minute afterwards)
• UK calls 3p per minute during the
Daytime
— Discounted international calls
• 5% discount on calls made
to mobile phones
For more information see BT Update enclosed with this bill. Exclusions apply. See Terms and Conditions
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• You can find details of how to pay overleaf.
1 If appropriate, fill in the details on this payment slip.
• Please don’t send cash by post.
• Please quote ‘Your account number’ below on correspondence or remittance advices.
Your account number LW58876572
Date
Signature
bank giro credit
Total now due
£ 110.28
LNo, cheque — J Fee
8944 0151 5887 6572 0041 2008
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Cash
Cheques
£
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£ 110.28
<3LW58876572L004< 447662+< 73 V* A# * * Date 1 December 2003 Your account and bill number LW 5887 6572 L004VE Your phone number 020 8422 3478 Summary and detail This is your combined bill summary and detail. Calls are summarised by each number called. The main totals are listed together for easy reference in the summary tables. Bill totals Cost of chills £93.86£ Llt , Your benefits £0.66 This is a summary of your main bill totals, • together with where to find information of VAT £ 16.42 total" £ 110.28 see below seepages 3 to 4 seepage 4 Cost of calls £ 93.86 These are the totals for all your calk. These totals take account of your reduced call rates. Type of call Total number Total Total of calls duration cost Daytime 4 00:16:34 £ 0.440 calk in next table To a mobile 2 CM3:00:46 £ 0.084 calk in next table Premium rate 15 01:09:57 £81.318 calk in next table National rate 1 00:08:16 £ 0.528 calk in next table Lo-call 33 21:07:16 £11.495 calk in next table This is your call detail. See the Phone Book or www.bt com/Pricing for definitions of type of call. 118 services are available from various suppliers. BT is responsible for 118500, 118707,118505 and 118404. Queries relating to other services should be addressed directly to the service provider in question. Date/period Destination Called number Total number of calk Total duration Type of call Total cost 20 Nov-22 Nov Premium Rate 09063 023456 2 00:09:11 Premium 3.899 22 Nov Mobile Phone 07941 339741 2 00:00:46 Mobile 0.084 25 Nov London 020 7403 9599 2 00:06:46 Daytime 0.190 25 Nov-26 Nov Local Rate 0845 0796699 1 02:19:48 Lo-call 1.463 25 Nov-26 Nov Local Rate 0845 7560000 13 00:52:14 Lo-call 0.862 26 Nov London 020 7627 0799 2 00:09:48 Daytime 0.250 26 Nov Nat Rate 0870 8720099 1 00:08:16 Nat rate 0.528 28 Nov Premium Rate 0909 9671167 1 00:13:20 Premium 17.003 28 Nov Premium Rate 0909 9672854 2 00:17:03 Premium 21.760 28 Nov-29 Nov Premium Rate 0909 9672853 4 00:12:17 Premium 15.637 28 Nov-30 Nov Local Rate 0845 6091351 13 17:55:14 Lo-call 9.170 29 Nov Premium Rate 0909 0240389 4 00:04:48 Premium 6.075 29 Nov Premium Rate 0909 0240594 1 00:01:43 Premium 2.178 30 Nov Premium Rate 0909 0274320 1 00:11:35 Premium 14.766 Total 93.865 Your benefits £0.00 page 3 of 4 *** Ну, как всегда. Таких Не счесть! Их обучают высшим классом. Наука менеджмента им Втемяшит, Как украсть указом. Что я могу, Супротив Них. Супротив... Пофиг супостату. Ведь в академиях При них: Отлично скроят хазу, Мазу... *** www.auau.co.uk